The upgrade
The Bed Cradle
Turn your bed into a massage table.
£79free tracked shipping
Full details belowMake the bed the table
Gear
The sessions need nothing but a bed and an earbud. These four make them feel like the real table.
The glide
The Oil
Light, unscented, and made to be poured warm.
£18free tracked shipping
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The glow
The Massage Candle
A candle that melts into warm massage oil.
£24free tracked shipping
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The spark
The Sensory Kit
A feather and a blindfold, for the slow minutes.
£19free tracked shipping
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Which first?
Choose by the evening you want.
| The Bed Cradle | The Oil | The Massage Candle | The Sensory Kit | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best for | Face-down sessions with the neck straight, no stacked pillows | Slow full-body evenings; the oil the sessions were written for | Warm oil and low light in one object | The quiet minutes between tracks, and after |
| Pairs with | Every face-down session, starting with Unwind Together | Every oil-based session | Light it at Prep, pour it at Massage | Every session, oil or no oil |
| Delivery | Dispatched within 2 working days; 7 to 14 days to arrive | Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive | Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive | Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive |
| Price | £79 | £18 | £24 | £19 |
The Bed Cradle · £79
- Best for
- Face-down sessions with the neck straight, no stacked pillows
- Pairs with
- Every face-down session, starting with Unwind Together
- Delivery
- Dispatched within 2 working days; 7 to 14 days to arrive
The Oil · £18
- Best for
- Slow full-body evenings; the oil the sessions were written for
- Pairs with
- Every oil-based session
- Delivery
- Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive
The Massage Candle · £24
- Best for
- Warm oil and low light in one object
- Pairs with
- Light it at Prep, pour it at Massage
- Delivery
- Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive
The Sensory Kit · £19
- Best for
- The quiet minutes between tracks, and after
- Pairs with
- Every session, oil or no oil
- Delivery
- Dispatched within 2 working days; up to 7 days to arrive
Still unsure? The Oil is the easiest start. The Bed Cradle is the biggest upgrade.
The Bed Cradle
Turn your bed into a massage table.
An adjustable padded face cradle on steel arms that slide between your mattress and its base at the head of the bed. The weight of the mattress locks it in place, and the receiver lies face down with their face fully supported and their neck straight, just like the cradle on a professional table. It is the single biggest upgrade to every face-down session: no more turning your head to one side, no more stacked pillows. Slide it in for the evening, slide it out after; it folds flat for storage. No tools, no assembly.
- · Steel arms slide under any standard mattress; the mattress weight locks it in place
- · Adjustable angle, padded wipe-clean face cushion, folds flat for storage
- · Works with every face-down Spoken Massage session
- · Free tracked shipping, 14-day returns
£79free tracked shipping
Ships free, tracked. Dispatched within 2 working days; allow 7 to 14 days for delivery.
Pairs with every face-down session; start with Unwind Together. Curious about the setup? Read how to turn a bed into a massage table.
The Oil
Light, unscented, and made to be poured warm.
A light sweet almond massage oil, unscented so it never argues with the mood of the room. It spreads slowly, absorbs without leaving the sheets slick, and is the oil our oil-based sessions were written for. One bottle comfortably covers many full-body evenings. We stock an EU-notified brand and ship it to you.
- · Sweet almond base, unscented, skin-friendly
- · Covers many full-body sessions per bottle
- · Pairs with every oil-based Spoken Massage session
- · Free tracked shipping; sealed item, returnable unopened
£18free tracked shipping
Ships free, tracked. Dispatched within 2 working days; allow up to 7 days for delivery.
The Massage Candle
A candle that melts into warm massage oil.
A soy wax candle that burns into a pool of warm, skin-safe massage oil. Light it when you press play on the Prep track; by the time the massage starts, the oil is ready to pour, gently warm on the back. Low, soft light and warm oil in one object; the whole ritual in a tin.
- · Soy wax, melts into warm skin-safe massage oil
- · Light it at Prep, pour it at Massage
- · Doubles as the only lighting the room needs
- · Free tracked shipping; sealed item, returnable unopened
£24free tracked shipping
Ships free, tracked. Dispatched within 2 working days; allow up to 7 days for delivery.
The Sensory Kit
A feather and a blindfold, for the slow minutes.
A soft feather and a silk-touch blindfold. With eyes covered, every touch lands twice as loud, and a feather drawn slowly down the spine is the cheapest magic in the whole catalogue. Made for the pauses between tracks, the ends of sessions, and the evenings when the massage is only the beginning.
- · Soft touch feather and silk-touch blindfold
- · Heightens the quiet minutes between tracks
- · Pairs with every session, oil or no oil
- · Free tracked shipping, 14-day returns
£19free tracked shipping
Ships free, tracked. Dispatched within 2 working days; allow up to 7 days for delivery.
Good to know
Asked often, answered plainly.
Do I need any of this?
No. Every session works with nothing but a bed and an earbud. Gear is the upgrade, not the entry fee: it makes home feel like the real table.
How fast does gear arrive?
Everything ships free and tracked, dispatched within 2 working days. The Oil, The Massage Candle and The Sensory Kit usually arrive within 7 days; The Bed Cradle can take 7 to 14.
Can I return gear?
Yes, within 14 days. The Oil and The Massage Candle are sealed items, so they are returnable unopened.
The gear sets the scene. The sessions are the show.
Every piece here was chosen around the audio sessions. If you are new, start with the free five-minute taster and see how it feels.